She got the carpal tunnel syndrome giving hand . . . I mean, casting for TV work, right?
She needs to stop tanning/protect the neck skin
You know you’ve got it made when you’re job description reads simply, “Look hotter than Snooki.”
Just because you pump John Leguizamo’s chest full of helium it doesn’t make him a chick.
1000X hotter than anyone else on that show.
A thousand times zero is still zero.
Because Florence needed class.
“Let me tug this shirt down a little further and maybe some of these foreign people will finally pay attention to me.”
So much hawt in this picture, but it’s the swatch dangling off the cuff-thing that drove me to fap.
Fish is going for the “Daily Double” with the “Jersey Shore” guidettes. Where is JWoww’s dog?Did Snooki eat it too?
So she spits it into the bottle afterwards, and whatever misses gets caught in her pant cuffs. So how many times did it take to work that out? Thirty seven!!
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