1. MisterSuccint


  2. Trail Mix

    “Tonight. YOU.”

  3. Deacon Jones

    “You have no idea what I can do to your right now!”

  4. Abby Normal

    Tom: “Fortunately it’s not an Asian baby, you eat one of those and you’re hungry again an hour later.”

  5. Ismoss

    ” Listen you little bitch, you ever steal my spotlight again and I will fuck you up!”

  6. Carson

    But what I DIDN’T tell the kidnappers is that the map to the Nights Templar’s hidden gold is actually written on the back of this child’s retina!

  7. Spocktopus

    This is probably the -only- time it’s okay to have a man give that look to your baby.

  8. “Your name isn’t Larry. Now get out of here.”

  9. Mark B

    “Come here you delicious little morsel, your going to taste so good going down into my belly, snort, snort! Oh, sorry hon, I was just practicing for my upcoming role as Snooki I have coming up”.

  10. cc

    Listen kid, if you are ever famous, dress like this not like a douchebag.

  11. BeckyS

    What if that was your first memory?

  12. Elle

    “I choose to eat this baby”

  13. Steelerchick

    Diaper change please!!!!

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