Tom Hanks at the premiere of Larry Crowne in London. (June 6, 2011)
“You have no idea what I can do to your right now!”
Tom: “Fortunately it’s not an Asian baby, you eat one of those and you’re hungry again an hour later.”
To Saturday, I daresay!
Not for a quote taken from a Family Guy episode
You’re full of shit, DeucePickle. We’ve used the old cliche about eating Chinese food and being hungry again an hour later but we never used it in reference to eating a baby.
” Listen you little bitch, you ever steal my spotlight again and I will fuck you up!”
But what I DIDN’T tell the kidnappers is that the map to the Nights Templar’s hidden gold is actually written on the back of this child’s retina!
This is probably the -only- time it’s okay to have a man give that look to your baby.
“Your name isn’t Larry. Now get out of here.”
“Come here you delicious little morsel, your going to taste so good going down into my belly, snort, snort! Oh, sorry hon, I was just practicing for my upcoming role as Snooki I have coming up”.
Listen kid, if you are ever famous, dress like this not like a douchebag.
What if that was your first memory?
“I choose to eat this baby”
Diaper change please!!!!
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