Officer, he just went right in & pulled her off the stripper pole.
Hold it right there – the dooky will ooze right down your leg without staining your Armanis
Looks like he put Pam in a time machine and got back a slutty version of the Tool Time girl.
This asshole is so full of himself he about to explode.
Now with kung-fu grip.
(…..THAT’S where the gerbil from last night went….shit)
What’s that on her foot?
Guess we know where the popsicle went.
When I get to 50ish i will be able to bang 20 year olds? The future looks promising. I was worry for nothing…
Holy crap! That’s not Hasselhoff, that’s evil Robot Hasselhoff. Am I the only one seeing this? The real Hasselhoff is in danger!
Wow, Carrie Underwood looks like crap.
comments like these are so tired. yawn
Is he remaking the video for “Jizz in my pants” ?
So it’s true that hot blondes love to have really, really drunk guys projectile vomit on their heads.
Hoff must have sobered up for a brief moment and realized that he once had a career on television.
Goin down the red carpet you take my hand and I Jizz In My Pants!
Not judging, but it looks like you are screencapping the opening to Tosh.0 these days.
Damn those Japanese they will make a robot of anything.
KITT!!! Get me out of here!
Mr. Douche Hass-o
Isn’t one of his daughters named Hayley
That check had better clear grandpa!
DOES NOT HOFFPUTE!
-”Remember the 80′s when only the losers did the robot…wait! “-
I think it goes without saying that on the back of his jacket it says “Don’t Hassle the Hoff”
Somebody should have told him, you’re not supposed to inject botox up your ass using an ejaculating dildo.
“so folks i shall now reveal the face i make when i get oral sex from this lady here”
Why the fuck is this guy always on the front page? ALWAYS? Fish is gay and has a giant mancrush on hoff.
“I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers, consultin’ with the rain…”
Geez, the Hoff is really slipping in the girls department. Now he has to resort to dating Jay Leno look-a-likes in blonde wigs…
She must be a rocket scientist. Or, a Christian Scientist. Whichever, we know she must very intelligent ‘cuz she’s hitched her wagon to a star!
I loves cheezeburgers and blonde muppets.
I said blow me like this !!!!
Yucky dah !
Christopher Reeves seems just as surprised that he’s alive – and walking – as we are.
Somebody put my Barbie and Ken in the frigging microwave – AGAIN!
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David Hasselhoff and his girlfriend Hayley Roberts at the premiere of Larry Crowne in London. (June 7, 2011)