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What’s up with Prince Charles’ hands? One man sausage fest?
Its the plastic hand of the animatronic Prince Charles, which turns out to have more personality than the real one.
I think he’s been using that fake hand since a mobster chopped his real one off with an axe after a prison break.
I thought he lost it on the golf course and has been training Happy Gilmore ever since.
It might be Psoriatic Arthritis
I conclude he’s a Benny Hill fan.
wtf! I’ve seen prosthetic hands look more natural than that
The moment Prince Charles and Archbishop Sentamu realized they were both banging the same chick in senior year.
Prince Charles went back.
So you’re the one that brought the horse to the party?
“You’re the man.”
“No, you are.”
“No you are.”
“No you are.”
“No you are.”
Charles: John, have you met the Queen?
John Sentamu: Smell my finger.
Holy shit, is that a real hand? No way.
Those hammer-fingered sausage hands are about to burst. That’s how you can tell they’re ready.
Chuck :”…and then as I was about to, I punched her in the back of her head. has my hand all swollen and shit.”
Johnny : “We invented that move in my country!”
Look, generations of in-breeding will do that…. As for his hands, I have no fucking clue…
“Oh yeah, your tiny flower IS purple. How festive. You are one wild and crazy guy, your highness.”
“Ahh, Prince! How wise of you to notice I look just like Samuel L. Jackson in a purple dress.”
Sentamu is saying ‘…I dare you to tell that joke again, I fucking dare you. Just because i’m wearing a dress doesn’t mean I can’t snap your neck like a twig.’
“So, you’re the guys who told the Israeli’s they could have all that land in Palestine and therefor created another form of apartheid?”
“Guilty as charged.”
“You so bad!”
the skin casing on those hands look like they are about ready to burst.
Meh, royals. I got nothin.
Al Roker meeting prince Charles….wait…,who?
Somewhere Diana is laughing her ass off…
Now those are hands that haven’t worked an honest day in their life.
“Prince Charles, who was photographed last week with swollen-looking fingers, has been diagnosed by the tabloids as suffering from everything from sunburn to arthritis…”
Joanna Moorhead
The Guardian, Monday 7 March 2005
“You know you’re never going to be king right?
Looks like Biff Henderson from the Letterman show.
“By the time you become king you’ll be old and deaf.”
“Beg your pardon?”
“I said, ‘By the time you become king you’ll be old and deaf’.”
“So sorry, one more time please…”
“OLD and DEAF…!!!”
“Ahhhh, right. Two-thirty by my watch.”
LOL!
Yes, I remember as a kid when you used to use me as a human chess piece.
I wonder if Charles is wearing a matching flower to show his unitedness as a couple.
So after the muslim said, “If you stick this finger in this hole, who really needs 72 virgins.”