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  1. This is where Usher tickles me.

  2. Golden opportunity to throw his ass out the windows and those guys fail!

  3. Johnny P!

    Justin from the ‘Hood is just so darn ghetto!

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  5. BbyBluThghHghs

    This is the first time I’ve seen him actually look like a boy.

  6. Frank Burns

    If you keep buying underpants from the men’s clothing section, Justin, you can’t expect they are going to fit. Try junior miss.

  7. Cock Dr

    That chick should wax her little treasure trail, unless Usher goes for that kinda thing.

  8. ZZZ

    I’m a big boy now!

  9. Willie Dixon

    This is the closest we’ve come to proving he’s got the anatomy of a Ken doll.

  10. ricko17089

    Yeah, I have underwear too, big deal :PPPPP

  11. MarkM

    “What’s that? You don’t think I’m a douche? Oh I can definitely PROVE that I’m a total douche. HERE! Now will you admit that I’m a total douche?”

  12. USDA Prime McBeef

    I pictured there being more sheer fabric and bit of lace.

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Twink, twink, little star…

  14. Greg

    He looks baked.

  15. Joe

    Look girls, mine’s the same as yours!

  16. GreenKat

    Come on guys, he’s just showing us his super awesome Incredible Hulk Underoos. Plus, I feel better knowing that he has a gold whistle around his neck to blow when it gets too scary for him and he can’t handle the green fierceness.

  17. Beer Baron

    Nice pee splatters on your pants. It happens to the best of us, especially when you’re hammered.

  18. psychosis13

    “Ay look papahomiez, I gots a happy trail now indicating pubic hair. Just when you thought I was child lesbo, I gon’ proved to yo asses that I’m actually a hairy child lesbo. Bitches. Usher’s got my back. Actually, he’s rubbing against it right now! Ha.”

  19. El Jefe

    Packing nothing. Not a six pack and most definitely not a penis.

  20. Simplysarah

    he looks high as a kite.

  21. He’s wearing the new Green Lantern Underoos.

  22. K-Tron

    This is where Serena gives me wazzberries

  23. FaZ

    Look, you can see where the big man took my penis from!

  24. the crazy betty

    he is so unbelievably cute! I love the beebs!

    • dooood

      young girls are responsible for so many horrible abominations such as the new kids on the block, the backstreet boys, n sync,
      the jonas brothers, menudo, ursher, the list goes on and on…

      sure, guys have their own versions of jailbait female whores but you can damn well bet we have no delusions that they are actually talented in any way or that they are great artists.
      we watch britney, christina, katy perry etc with the mute button!!

  25. CranAppleSnapple

    If I was that guy behind Bieber, I would kick him so hard in the small of his back and watch with delight as his jackass douche self plummeted onto the swarm of brain damaged teens below.

    I blame the influence of that silver-haired svengali up the thread. :D

  26. Alison

    Bring Mark Wahlberg back.

  27. That’s NOT his belly button. His dick is an innie.

  28. kimmykimkim

    SHOW US YOUR TITS!

  29. Bonky

    That my friends, is the face of a gay guy after doing his first “popper”. It’s look is unmistakable. He’s floating on a cloud of nitrites.

  30. Mickey01232000

    Just look at what we have inflicted on the rest of the world.

  31. Swearin

    “I am the human Ken doll! Let me show you…”

  32. Coyote

    Look NO Package, that’s Right, That’s Right

  33. Somebody’s wearing his big boy panties.

  34. Kelsey

    Why aren’t people talking about his consistent lack of any sort of bulge in his pants???? In every picture I’ve ever seen of him his crotch area is COMPLETELY flat, it weirds me out so much

    • I wonder if Serena likes little boy weenies ‘cuz they’re “…just so soft and cute…and they don’t have those big old smelly, hairy, thingies hanging below them…”

  35. Big deal, my grandpa wore his drawers up that high too… the difference being that he’s more of a man than this poofter will ever be. And he’s been dead since ’87.

  36. Mitch

    What a queer little ghetto douche. I hope Usher rips his ass every time he fucks the little bitch.

  37. cc

    Ever see Shame? He’s about to get Fassbendered against that window.

  38. skidmark

    has he been taking notes from Lindsay Lohan?

  39. Another_Mike

    WTF. 41 comments, and I’m the first to mention he is wearing a rape whistle.

  40. As I look at this picture, I’m not at all sure I even want to hazard a guess as to what’s actually going on…

  41. Evil Monkey

    Selena told me I’d never get into her pants. Look! She was wrong.

  42. The joaker

    Look! They just grew in

  43. Erzulie

    My Ni**a I’m faded, faded, faded… and I don’t give a FUCK!

  44. cheesecake

    Pull your fucking pants up, asshole

  45. Justin: This is where Usher rubs me down with a fluffy warm towel after I get out of my MR.Bubble bath. And rubs me with his hands after my nap on the play mat.

  46. lori

    Silly little twit.

  47. When was Ellen in Madrid? And why is she showing everyone her “treasure trail”? o_O

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