Fred: “Excuse me sir… spare some change?”
Passerby: “Sorry, I’m a little short…”
If you say no, at least you don’t have to worry about him giving you the finger!…
“You fuck with the Dinklage, you fuck with all of us meatbag!””””
“I could have been Mini Me! I could have been Tyrion Lannister! I could have been a contender!”
Another one of these jokers who needs a step ladder to get in to their ride. What about the environment jackass?!!
Stepladders get very good gas mileage.
I don’t know who this is.
Is it because i don’t watch redneck comedy tours or because i don’t watch Nascar ?
I Googled the name and still couldn’t find this person, and I don’t watch reality TV. WHO THE FUCK IS FRED GILL?!?
There is only One Dwarf and Dinklage is his name.
Accept no substitutes.
From the creators that brought you Ice Road Truckers comes…
Pedestrian Scooter Midgets!!!
How does he wipe his ass? His arms are too short.
Forget wiping his ass, how does this poor bastard jerk off? Can we start a collection for a fleshlight with some kind of handle glued to it?
Did somebody shrink Kevin James?
Paul Blart Mall Cop Mini Me
I thought he was a Mini Larry the Cable Guy.
“Who run Bartertown? Who… run… Bartertown?”
Mmm, I want some nuggets!
“I’m the guy that bolts on your “Truck Nutz”. How the fuck you think they get there? If you don’t know what I’m talkin’ bout, maybe you oughta get outta New York City every now and then.”
Mini Kevin James is adorable.
He’s pissed off about not being cast on Snow White
Fucker snapped at me for no reason. But then he did come back later to apologize for being a little short.
Listen, I know it’s yellow, but does this look like a fucking cab?!
This is fucking creepy. Does he have knuckles to keep those rings from slipping off?
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