1. Johnny P!

    Fred: “Excuse me sir… spare some change?”
    Passerby: “Sorry, I’m a little short…”

  2. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “You fuck with the Dinklage, you fuck with all of us meatbag!”"”"

  3. Willie Dixon

    “I could have been Mini Me! I could have been Tyrion Lannister! I could have been a contender!”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Another one of these jokers who needs a step ladder to get in to their ride. What about the environment jackass?!!

  5. DeucePickle

    I don’t know who this is.
    Is it because i don’t watch redneck comedy tours or because i don’t watch Nascar ?

  6. Cock Dr

    There is only One Dwarf and Dinklage is his name.
    Accept no substitutes.

  7. From the creators that brought you Ice Road Truckers comes…
    Pedestrian Scooter Midgets!!!

  8. stacy

    How does he wipe his ass? His arms are too short.

    • Forget wiping his ass, how does this poor bastard jerk off? Can we start a collection for a fleshlight with some kind of handle glued to it?

  9. LupusYonderboy

    Did somebody shrink Kevin James?

  10. “Who run Bartertown? Who… run… Bartertown?”

  11. kimmykimkim

    Mmm, I want some nuggets!

  12. Bonky

    “I’m the guy that bolts on your “Truck Nutz”. How the fuck you think they get there? If you don’t know what I’m talkin’ bout, maybe you oughta get outta New York City every now and then.”

  13. Blech

    Mini Kevin James is adorable.

  14. zzyz

    He’s pissed off about not being cast on Snow White

  15. Fucker snapped at me for no reason. But then he did come back later to apologize for being a little short.

  16. cc

    Listen, I know it’s yellow, but does this look like a fucking cab?!

  17. This is fucking creepy. Does he have knuckles to keep those rings from slipping off?

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