1. I have nothing bad or snarky to say to Mr. Trejo.

    That is all. Thank you.

  2. Willie Dixon

    I’ve been meaning to put a facsimile Danny Trejo’s head on a Roomba dressed up as a turtle for weeks now.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Voting. What a waste of fucking time.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Yo lass chance to vo-ote! Don mees eet!”

  5. Joe

    Vote for this guy or I break your fucking neck.

  6. psychosis13

    You better vote else he’ll send all of Mexico to beat your ass into the shape of a taco.

  7. El Jefe

    I bet every single person who walked in that place voted for Richard Alarcon.

  8. Jake

    Glad to see him carefully remove the yard signs before cutting the lawn.

  9. FattyMcGee

    So you say this guy spent some time in prison? Funny, doesn’t look like it.

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    Danny never fully understood why he didn’t get the role of “Don Draper”. Racism had to be the answer.

  11. Contusion

    That’s not helping.

  12. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    i hope it’s a warm day when they had him give those huge flyers out.

  13. Raoul

    Machete don’t text. Or robo-call, apparently.

  14. Can I vote by proxy from Canada, just in case?

  15. journalschism

    Machete don’t use wooden sign posts.

  16. Bonky

    I guess Alarcon can count on the cholo vote.

  17. squishy

    Who frakkin cares!!

  18. dali

    Órale, Vato! Whasss happeneeen??

  19. This guy has apparently been clean and sober for quite some time and, from what I’ve read, he sounds like a really nice guy. A total bad-ass, but a really nice guy.

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