Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil in New York City. (June 4, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
She thinks a doll done up in blackface is flattering.
Its not just a doll, its a goal statement.
Frank – the thumbs down was suppose to be a thumbs up. I’m off the wagon again.
Tan Mom wasn’t looking for pub when she got caught shoving her kid into a tanning booth – so everyone should back off and respect her privacy to destroy her children as she sees fit.
I assumed she was trying to make the doll appear more attractive.
Her daughter cleans up well.
The doll is dress better than she is.
If she gets a reality TV series I will FREAK. Stop taking her GOD DAMN PICTURE!!!! God. DAMN.
I’d rather have a 4-way with all the chins in the Willis household than look at this frightening beast another second.
I’d fuck Snooki before I look at another picture of this…woman? Now I gotta go find my eye drops.
How did Heath Ledger come back from the dead to Joker her face up? Those Olsen twins ARE sorceresses.
You have to love this woman, she takes it all in stride.
Ah. I see the world is coming to an end. Noted.
“Shit, she found the voodoo doll I made of her..”
Judging by left hand of this action figure, she must have just modified an old Lindsay Lohan doll.
You ARE a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Give that doll back from the little girl you stole it from!
Um, er,, fisting is done with the hand….
This woman only exists so that Octomom can have someone she can point to and say, “What’s with the crazy bitch?”
Silly Tan Mom! Doesn’t she know ObamaPurple Lips clash with Oompa Loompa skin?
I didn’t know Oompah Loompah’s had trucks.
She’s just like a fucking Kardashian, she can’t tell when she’s been insulted.
Too bad the driver wasn’t black.
The latest doll from Mattel’s Cancer Collection
needs a cigarette to complete the look
Hey, Tan Mom, stop playing with yourself in public.
“Tan Mom is all three! All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!”
You know those gross-you-the-fuck-out anti-smoking commercials with people who can’t talk now because there are holes in their necks, and have no hair and saggy orange skin?
Tan Mom could easily star in those.
She’s been usin’ Brand Xxxxxxxxxxxx
I shall never like anything orange again
The tan is a nice complement to her greying teeth.
im gonna hurl
Shouldn’t she be fighting He-Man right now?
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