1. Johnny P!

    She thinks a doll done up in blackface is flattering.
    Crazy bitch.

    • Frank Burns

      Its not just a doll, its a goal statement.

      • Hugh Evers

        Frank – the thumbs down was suppose to be a thumbs up. I’m off the wagon again.

        Tan Mom wasn’t looking for pub when she got caught shoving her kid into a tanning booth – so everyone should back off and respect her privacy to destroy her children as she sees fit.

    • Lemmiwinks

      I assumed she was trying to make the doll appear more attractive.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Chrysanthe Mum

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    Her daughter cleans up well.

  4. Willie Dixon

    The doll is dress better than she is.

  5. If she gets a reality TV series I will FREAK. Stop taking her GOD DAMN PICTURE!!!! God. DAMN.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d rather have a 4-way with all the chins in the Willis household than look at this frightening beast another second.

  7. cuddles

    How did Heath Ledger come back from the dead to Joker her face up? Those Olsen twins ARE sorceresses.

  8. El Jefe

    You have to love this woman, she takes it all in stride.

  9. catapostrophe

    Ah. I see the world is coming to an end. Noted.

  10. “Shit, she found the voodoo doll I made of her..”

  11. K-Tron

    Judging by left hand of this action figure, she must have just modified an old Lindsay Lohan doll.

  12. You ARE a mean one, Mr. Grinch. Give that doll back from the little girl you stole it from!

  13. Frank The Duck

    Um, er,, fisting is done with the hand….

  14. FattyMcGee

    This woman only exists so that Octomom can have someone she can point to and say, “What’s with the crazy bitch?”

  15. the crazy betty


  16. Silly Tan Mom! Doesn’t she know ObamaPurple Lips clash with Oompa Loompa skin?

  17. Mickey01232000

    I didn’t know Oompah Loompah’s had trucks.

  18. Bonky

    She’s just like a fucking Kardashian, she can’t tell when she’s been insulted.

  19. CK

    Too bad the driver wasn’t black.

  20. Swearin

    The latest doll from Mattel’s Cancer Collection

  21. Grand Poobah

    needs a cigarette to complete the look

  22. Hey, Tan Mom, stop playing with yourself in public.

  23. Blech

    “Tan Mom is all three! All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts!”

  24. Blech

    You know those gross-you-the-fuck-out anti-smoking commercials with people who can’t talk now because there are holes in their necks, and have no hair and saggy orange skin?

    Tan Mom could easily star in those.

  25. Short FB! (told you.)

    She’s been usin’ Brand Xxxxxxxxxxxx

  26. zzyz

    I shall never like anything orange again

  27. cc

    The tan is a nice complement to her greying teeth.

  28. skunk

    im gonna hurl

  29. Shouldn’t she be fighting He-Man right now?

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