He reminds me of a retarded kid from my neighborhood when I was a kid.
The retarded kid with $20M stuffed under his yarmulke
From the thumbnail i thought this was Bud and Kelly Bundy.
Adam Sandler is one sad, untalented fuck. What an amazing career he has had of making funny sounding voices.
Life ain’t fair. He does it for money, I do it simply to mask my borderline personality disorder.
Hahahaha! Me too!
infinitely more talented and funny than you, wouldn’t you say? hence the success of several of his movies, hater.
Considering the age and relative IQ of Adam’s fans, he does not have to be all that talented.
Oh he looks nice and sober in the picture.
Another good looking woman who has to turn to prostitution once her career fizzles. I strongly suspect Kris Jenner runs whatever agency these girls work for.
The fact that she’s trying to look like someone with a falling out vagina aka Chris Brown’s Caribbean ‘beat box’ aka Rihanna, makes her that much less appealing.
“So far, you’re the best Beyonce impersonator I’ve ever hired. Now if you could do me a favour and play with my cocks and balls while you made googy noises to my wiener that would be very… never mind I’m done.”
cockS ?????? What are you?
“Ok, yeah sure, almost all of my movies are crap, but you should see my bank account.”
“Hey, you’re black, right? Know where I can score some crack?”
“Look right below me and behind me! I give you some crack!”
Poorly phrased. Go ahead and pelt me with rotten veggies…
Maybe he can think of something funny to say. Nah.
“But really Ciara, my wife just doesn’t understand me…”
This is life as a whore.
You spend all your time acting like you really wanted to be with creeps and losers like Sadler and Charlie Sheen.
What a horrible life!
You’d be better off if you were back doing BJ’s at the bus station or turning daytime tricks at the truck stop.
My first act as President will be to banish him and Jack Black to an deserted island far, far away.
Fuck yeah! Ciara! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. She is delicious.
Transition to “ugly old jew”‘ nearing completion.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
I’ve been told he’s one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.
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Adam Sander and Ciara at the premiere of That's My Boy in Los Angeles. (June 4, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN