superficial

  1. He reminds me of a retarded kid from my neighborhood when I was a kid.

  2. From the thumbnail i thought this was Bud and Kelly Bundy.

  3. Jimmy

    Adam Sandler is one sad, untalented fuck. What an amazing career he has had of making funny sounding voices.

  4. Beer Baron

    Oh he looks nice and sober in the picture.

  5. El Jefe

    Another good looking woman who has to turn to prostitution once her career fizzles. I strongly suspect Kris Jenner runs whatever agency these girls work for.

  6. psychosis13

    The fact that she’s trying to look like someone with a falling out vagina aka Chris Brown’s Caribbean ‘beat box’ aka Rihanna, makes her that much less appealing.

  7. FattyMcGee

    “So far, you’re the best Beyonce impersonator I’ve ever hired. Now if you could do me a favour and play with my cocks and balls while you made googy noises to my wiener that would be very… never mind I’m done.”

  8. Bonky

    “Ok, yeah sure, almost all of my movies are crap, but you should see my bank account.”

  9. Swearin

    “Hey, you’re black, right? Know where I can score some crack?”

  10. Urvag

    Happy tanmore?

  11. cc

    Maybe he can think of something funny to say. Nah.

  12. tlmck

    “But really Ciara, my wife just doesn’t understand me…”

  13. joho777

    This is life as a whore.

    You spend all your time acting like you really wanted to be with creeps and losers like Sadler and Charlie Sheen.

    What a horrible life!

    You’d be better off if you were back doing BJ’s at the bus station or turning daytime tricks at the truck stop.

  14. EricLr

    My first act as President will be to banish him and Jack Black to an deserted island far, far away.

  15. Fuck yeah! Ciara! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. She is delicious.

  16. HITLER

    Transition to “ugly old jew”‘ nearing completion.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  17. I’ve been told he’s one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.

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