Micaela Schaefer at a photocall for Formula One in Berlin. (June 4, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Between what’s happening in her crotch and her face, even the novelty boobs aren’t salvaging this one.
I’ll salvage her
you mean take her to junkyard and part her out?
No, take her to a junkyard and part her LEGS!
Here we see an HPV infection so massive that you can see it without a microscope.
Looks like throat cancer has a new spokesperson.
This photo is a community service – that is what a throat cancer giving vagina looks like.
Her self respect was out of there so fast it qualified in pole
You said pole
OK, I have to ask: What is keeping that crotch cover on there? Is it just suction? I’m going with suction.
Um, its paint
That’s simple. It’s a snake head held on with clear tape.
It’s an exotic dildo base.
No thats the top of an Alien egg before the face hugger hatches.
It’s like when cooking a meal goes wrong. All the proper ingredients are there but somehow just don’t come together right.
“Well, you have to give the Formel Team some credit. To try and get her race-ready, only two days after hitting the soft wall in turn three, was going to be a crap-shoot at best.”
Damn, that’s sexy.
Pit crew standing by in case one of them bursts
No way this is not a post-op tranny.
I’m thinking Micaela never has to worry about learning any lines of dialogue.
If a guy comes so fast he leaves streaks on the vag, he needs to slow the hell down.
Scared boner! Scared boner!
Your move, NASCAR.
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