1. “Yes, Mr. Phelps. Right this way to our la-bo-ra-to-ry… It has the best specimens”

  2. Batu Khan

    No, this isn’t a straight jacket. Why would you ask that?

  3. EricLR

    Why yes, I do feather. Thanks for noticing!

  4. “Got any weed?”

  5. pigglywiggly

    What museum requires you to wear a lab coat?

  6. “No I am not a doctor ,but I puked at a Holiday Inn Express last night…”

  7. tlmck

    “Good morning Mr. Phelps…As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.”

  8. “Maybe later I’ll show you my breast stroke.”

  9. Swearin

    “Thanks for taking the time to speak with us, Mr. Phelps. How was the experience of filming your first Just For Men ad?”

  10. “Thank you for coming on such short notice. We needed someone smarter and more articulate than Ryan Lochte.”

  11. “Zuu-PRISE! It is I, Michael Velps. I am not REALLY ze crazy Cherman ‘Mad Zientist’ zat you sought I vas…ha-ha-ha for me. I pulled big choke on you.”

  12. Female

    I would love to see his breaststroke.

Leave A Comment