I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.
“Where the nerdy roles in romantic comedies at?”
It never fails – someone always assumes black jeans are “dress” pants.
What do you mean black jeans aren’t dress pants?
the closest we’ll ever get to a depiction of Fish’s face upon writing the words “Kenyan Muslim magic”
“They ran out of double caramel macchiato’s!?! AAAHHHH!!!”
Takes picture with pink iPhone and then Googles to find out who he is.
“WHY WON’T ANYONE HERE SELL ME METH !!!”
“Why don’t any of you assholes know my name?!”
He just realized his stylist gave him the Miley.
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Jay Baruchel at the premiere of 'This Is The End' in Los Angeles. (June 3, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN