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  1. ThisWillHurt

    When even Viagra doesn’t work, a microphone can function as a stand in.

  2. thou shalt not fuck with cougar.

  3. CrashHell

    “I was born in a small town…
    …then I met this evil clown

    He ate all the kids in the small town,
    balloons that float and are all around…”

  4. Lemme guess…this musical features an evil creature that can only be defeated if you refuse to believe in it? Nah…I’m sure King has something so very original this time.

    Oh and for those of you looking forward to watching the new “Under the Dome” TV series. It turns out people suck in closed spaces, and it was all just alien children playing ant-farm games.

    there, saved you 13 hours…you’re welcome.

  5. How did Dinklage get so tall?

  6. Cock Dr

    Are we quite sure Mr King isn’t a member of the Undead?
    Look at the photo. I have serious concerns.

  7. pigglywiggly

    I wonder if Stephen King thought he was working with Benicio Del Toro all this time.

  8. Mellencamp looks more like Wolverine than Hugh Jackman ever did.

  9. Jenn

    King and Mellencamp are both awesome. That’s all I’ve got to say about this picture.

  10. Rick Bayless and Benicio del Toro, together at last on one stage.

  11. Why single quotes, are we in England?

  12. Tombstone and Modok are going to be in the new Spiderman movie? (if you’re not a comic geek, you’re going to have to look it up)

  13. Stephen King’s corpse looks so lifelike, sitting there holding a microphone and all…

  14. Mellencamp: “I wish this mic was a cigarette.”
    King: “I wish people would stop asking me about Law & Order: SVU.”

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