“I think I made some brown webs in my suit again.”
Why does he remind me of the Spider-man from The Electric Company?
Well, we were going to take them to meet Tobey Maguire, but the line was so long, so…
Don’t look at me! I don’t know you and I certainly don’t know that kid!
“You only have an iPhone 4?…………..loser……..”
Tobey Maguire bringing his kids on set to show them what daddy used to do.
Andrew is “supposedly” heterosexual, yet Spiderman still comes off as gay.
“Spider-man table for five?”
WHERE IS MY ASS????
THE ASSLESS MAN
Working Title: “Peter Parker 2: Fuck Masks”
“Um, so, yeah, ummmmmm…Oh look, tortellini!”
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