superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “I think I made some brown webs in my suit again.”

  2. Why does he remind me of the Spider-man from The Electric Company?

  3. EricLR

    Well, we were going to take them to meet Tobey Maguire, but the line was so long, so…

  4. Batu Khan

    Don’t look at me! I don’t know you and I certainly don’t know that kid!

  5. Deacon Jones

    “You only have an iPhone 4?…………..loser……..”

  6. Vlad

    Tobey Maguire bringing his kids on set to show them what daddy used to do.

  7. tlmck

    Andrew is “supposedly” heterosexual, yet Spiderman still comes off as gay.

  8. “Spider-man table for five?”

  9. ILA

    WHERE IS MY ASS????

    THE ASSLESS MAN

  10. Working Title: “Peter Parker 2: Fuck Masks”

  11. “Um, so, yeah, ummmmmm…Oh look, tortellini!”

  12. Don’t ignore us, we need money!

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