Geez, Mila. You could have Instagrammed that bite.
Come here, listen to your friends, eat chinese food… All I’m saying is later you better be sticking MY stick in your mouth!!!
“You’re sure you’re pregnant.”
“And you’re keeping it.”
“How much am I going to pay in child support again?”
“. . .”
“If you so much as think about pushing me down the stairs, I’ll sue your dick off. OK, bitch? Now shut up and finish your orange chicken. And it’s your treat.”
That is the perfect Kelso/Jackie dialogue for that scene. Thank you.
This reminds me of that sad moment in “500 Days of Summer.”
You know, the moment that I realized I was watching “500 Days of Summer” for some fucking reason.
Ashton thought bubble: How does is she able to pick up food with those two pencils?
Ever get to that point in a relationship where you can’t even stand watching them eat? He has.
Private male thought: “Now if she could only gobble my cock, like that dim sum.”
Ashton’s at the stage where he can’t even hear her voice or see her face without wanting to hang himself or punch her in the face.
When your boyfriend gives you the OJ face, it’s probably time to pack.
Ashton looks like he about two more boring dates away from hot-tubing with strange chicks the first chance he gets.
WTF is wrong with this dude, $100 million dollars, good looks even if he is a douche and is dating Mila Kunis and still looks like he wants to kill himself.
For every hot girl there’s a guy tired of fucking her.
I hate how true that statement is.
Take your hat off at the table, dipshit.
I heard that in my Grandma’s voice
‘Damnit I should have gotten the sea bass’
Ashton (thinking) “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
Pfft… Kutcher thinking… as if.
Thought bubble: “I’d like to see that waitress bent over with her skirt up and her panties down.”
Speech bubble: “Yes, dear.”
What an ungrateful schmuck
Mila Kunis is sticking wood into her mouth 2 feet away from him, and all he can think about is going home and banging one of his piles of money
Is it me or does it look like someone is hiding under the table and stealing Ashton’s food?
The following is a serious question: What is Chinese food in England like as compared to Chinese food in the USA? For that matter, how about the same question applied to Mexican food…
I’ve never had anything but ‘english’ chinese food so I can’t compare, but it’s good and it’s made by real chinese!
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