superficial

  1. the classic turned head, face obscured craigslist ad shot.

  2. fuck I should have read your post fish. we thinkin the same thing.

    *high five*

  3. Sooooo She’s auditioning for Michael Bay?

  4. That photo would be better taken from behind her.

  5. pigglywiggly

    Wow! I see London,France, Sydney, Tehran, and Cairo! Damn!

  6. And she scrubs decks too? I suppose there’s a reason they call them working girls.

  7. Kojak

    “Grigory, you silly russian billionaire, come outside! I’m ready and the crew girl is already filming.”

  8. Sooner or later, no matter how hot the bimbo used to be, they all end up washing the deck of the SS Sagging Ass.

  9. tlmck

    Why is Maria Menounos taking a picture of a tired old ass?

  10. Even her friends know they can make money off of photos of her looking like a hungry great dane.

  11. What else does she do?

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