Lindsay Lohan in London. (June 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Siri, where is the nearest person who will give me money for doing nothing?”
Or coked-out sex. Don’t forget her most marketable skill….
Siri, find me some money for nothing or chicks for free.
Siri, does any care that my guns are upholstered?
“Siri, why the BangBus van is delayed??”
Let’s see how many planes I’m going to be missing on today’s calendar.
“‘Scuse me, on my way to see John. No, not a john, his name is John. OK? A man named John why I will perform sex acts on for money. You’re twisting the truth!”
She just HATES bras
Do you have to hurry to not show up to shit?
Ah yes, the fake iPhone full of blow trick.
Her nipples will soon be parallel with her belly button.
It appears she has 1 “Innie” and 2 “Outies”.
From all the thumbs down on everyone’s comments, it’s become apparent that Lindsay has even more time on her hands than we thought.
It ain’t like she’s making an honest living.
How coincidental is it that she’s made herself look like the cover of Almost Famous?
…that’s not Lindsay™, that’s a 50 y/o over the hill hooker.
‘What do you mean, ‘nipples out of range?”
“Siri, whose iphone did I steal?”
Siri Where is my next Arab regular?
“Siri, how many undeserved opportunities will I throw away today?”
“Shit! I can’t believe I actually had to pay for most of this stuff.”
…i’m guessing that at around 9:02pm, lindsay A) ran out of coke and crashed, B) logged off to go score more coke, C) her john showed up, D) her phone died
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