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  1. She didn’t understand why she had to be naked for a dental cleaning, but she was a cooperative patient.

  2. That girl never saw a bra she didn’t completely ignored.

  3. She still doesn’t understand why knock out gas makes her butt hurt.

  4. If you look at this picture then her gallery of the see-through nipple dress, it’s like one of those teen romance comedies were the nerdy girl turns into the hot prom queen who shows her nipples and gets beaten by her boyfriend at the end of the movie. I don’t know why they don’t make movies like that anymore.

  5. anonymous

    Maybe her nipples easily chafe which is why she refuses to wear a bra even when getting her teeth cleaned.

  6. cc

    ‘Hold still, Rihanna, you are going to feel a little prick.’

    ‘CHRIS? WHERE?!!’

  7. Lenses that produce no facial distortion set off my hipster douchebag detector.

  8. Judging from her smile, I wonder if Skarsgard was impersonating a dentist, or impregnating, whatever.

  9. This might sound weird coming from me, but does she own a bra?

  10. I couldn’t be her dentist. I would always be filling the wrong cavity.

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