superficial

  1. Wally's Beaver

    That looks like the face of an elevator attacker.

  2. That’s a helluva 5 o’clock shadow.

  3. Manly, yes. But I like it, too.

  4. cc

    With hair like that, she should go out and find herself a mint Mustang II to go with it.

  5. anonymous

    That’s the look of a woman who has sat on her sister’s husband’s dick but draws the line on him putting it in Rihanna too.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s a sickness… I love bewbs.

  7. Joffrey

    Nice ‘stache, bitch.

  8. pete

    For some reason I feel like playing Donna Summer’s “I feel love”.

  9. creemygoodness

    “I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking.”

  10. The average white person has no idea just how much crazy it takes to push your natural out like this.

    • Effort or not, it makes me jealous as hell. I’d love to have big, poufy Leela James-sized hair, but mine is closer to flaccid, drunk David Spade.

  11. Little Tongue

    Puffy hair… Crazy eyebrows… Bright lips… It’s a clown!

  12. Eddie Murphy’s wet dream.

  13. She could hide a variety of weapons in that hair. You know, in the event she can’t use her feet.

  14. I’m glad to see she is heavily sedated and away form others in enclosed spaces.

  15. Manly looking. She knows she got away with assault.

  16. Aside from the fact that she has a great pair of hooters, she’s really pretty harsh looking.

  17. Johnny Barbells

    …well, i guess it worked …we’re looking at her pics now.

  18. PassingTrue

    And in the other corner for tonight’s match is the welter weight champion and kickboxing champion…

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