1. “That’s right…she wouldn’t listen.”

  2. Donald Sterling

    You SHOULD cry!

  3. Mitch

    Chris Brown has been coaching Seal and from the looks of it, he’s a good student.

  4. Ronaldo

    I cant blame her. Any girl would hide in shame.

  5. Short Round

    I’d take her home in my rusty old van but it’s at the dealer getting a tune up.

  6. He shoot a load in her eye?

  7. Someone moved his ears back a couple of inches.

  8. Swearin

    “Hey, TMZ guy, is that the new Nikon D3 camera? That thing is tight! Does it have the max zoom function?”
    “Um, can you just take me home, now?”
    “Yeah, one sec, baby. I want to see the resolution on this bitch.”

  9. I can see the moon lander!

  10. Mitch

    Looks like Seal has been taking relationship management lessons from Chris Brown.

    Now, let’s see how long this post stays up this time…

  11. Ladies, the hazards of giving vehicular head on a bumpy road cannot be overstated.

  12. “Come on Selina. Let the paparazzi see your pretty face.”

  13. Judging by the smile on his face and her holding her eye, I’d say she just got introduced to his 1 eyed trouser snake the hard way.

  14. Poor bastard looks like someone lit his face on fire and put it out with a cheese grater.

  15. PassingTrue

    Hail Hydra!

  16. Fucked up when you are a celeb and even low level skanks you pick up don’t want to be seen with you.

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