superficial

  1. KP

    “Baby when I met you there was peace unknown…”

  2. Is it racist if I make a fried chicken joke here?
    ‘Cause you know that’s what they’re talking about.

  3. Donald Sterling

    Kenny knows when to hold ‘em.

  4. Nothing settles centuries of racial tension like an on-stage gut bump.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I wasn’t that close to another male’s penis even when I was changing diapers.

  6. Kenny is wondering if he should walk away or run right about now.

  7. MOOOOOOOOOBS AHOY!

  8. “I’m gonna own you. At karaoke. At singing in our karaoke contest. You know what I meant.”

  9. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    You like to laugh at me
    When I look at them girls
    Sometimes you’re crazy
    And you wonder why
    I’m such a baby
    Cause the Dolphins make me cry
    Well there’s nothing I can do
    I only wanna be with you

  10. Hey it’s the Totally Washed Up Palooza Tour 2014.

    Who’s opening, Fred Durst?

  11. fred

    “I can’t believe you are still alive.”

    “I can’t believe you still have a career without the Blowfish.”

  12. renotastic

    “Hey, Ruck! You mind putting drops in my eyes? I can’t blink anymore.”

  13. “Wanna meet up for some chicken after the show?”
    “Hell yeah!”

  14. Kenny” “Let me tell you a secret. I died many years ago.”
    Darius:”So did my career!”

  15. “Zat you Santy Claus ?”

  16. PassingTrue

    Hootie and the Oldfish

  17. ultra

    “I don’t care who you are. If you call me Hootie one more time old man, I’m gonna f–k you up.”

    “Hootie.”

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