Kenny Rogers and Darius Rucker at The Fifth Annual Darius And Friends Concert in Nashville, TN. (June 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Baby when I met you there was peace unknown…”
Is it racist if I make a fried chicken joke here?
‘Cause you know that’s what they’re talking about.
Kenny knows when to hold ‘em.
Nothing settles centuries of racial tension like an on-stage gut bump.
I wasn’t that close to another male’s penis even when I was changing diapers.
Kenny is wondering if he should walk away or run right about now.
“I’m gonna own you. At karaoke. At singing in our karaoke contest. You know what I meant.”
You like to laugh at me
When I look at them girls
Sometimes you’re crazy
And you wonder why
I’m such a baby
Cause the Dolphins make me cry
Well there’s nothing I can do
I only wanna be with you
Hey it’s the Totally Washed Up Palooza Tour 2014.
Who’s opening, Fred Durst?
“I can’t believe you are still alive.”
“I can’t believe you still have a career without the Blowfish.”
“Hey, Ruck! You mind putting drops in my eyes? I can’t blink anymore.”
“Wanna meet up for some chicken after the show?”
Kenny” “Let me tell you a secret. I died many years ago.”
Darius:”So did my career!”
“Zat you Santy Claus ?”
Hootie and the Oldfish
“I don’t care who you are. If you call me Hootie one more time old man, I’m gonna f–k you up.”
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