Kanye West and Kim Kardashian in the garden of Ploskovice Castle in the Czech Republic. (May 31, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
please go away.
Ray J did it better
If only this was a huge elaborate ruse by Kanye to get her into public only to pee on her in front of all the paparazzi while yelling “Suck it, Ray-J!!!”
It is worth noting that after they left the Czech government decided to burn the castle to the ground, salted the earth, and quarantined a 10 mile area inaccessible to anyone under penalty of death.
The nation of the Czech Republic will be closed next week for steam cleaning.
Where are the Soviet tanks when you need them?
Does it still taste like Ray J’s piss?
He’s canoodling with a fat, orange, plastic ho-bag. Uck.
Splendor in grass polluted with narcissistic famewhore delusion.
Putin smiled as the courier brought him the photographs. “Now the Czechs will beg for my protection!” he laughed to himself.
Fuck this shit, I want to see big breasted women in peasant blouses not these two assholes.
I give it about 18 months.
STDs can be cleared up in a matter of just a few weeks with proper medical treatment. No way it takes 18 months.
I give it until the check from E! clears. That’s how long the last one lasted.
You can just make out the tongue from alien reaching out to devour Kanye from the inside out as if the wallet wasn’t enough.
“Bergdahl, we brought you back for one final mission. You have still have the vest they gave you at bomb camp?”
The lyrics from Eminem’s “Just Lose It” ran through Kanye’s head as he kissed Kim:
Now I’m gonna make you dance
It’s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl,
Girl, girl, girl,
Girl you know you’re my world
Alright now lose it
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
Or m’ew, as it were.
How does Ray J’s shot taste, Yeezus?
A Point to Ponder: Exactly what in the fuck will these two idiots do for a honeymoon? All they do these days is travel.
Of course, we’re all racists for suggesting that this photo is anything other than a beautiful expression of love. But screw that, this is just blatant famewhoring.
Ewww, I can’t believe these two assholes just desecrated my homeland! I am packing few extra strength gallons of bleach for when I visit!
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