“From here, I can see the whole rooftop…”
Hey! I can see Lindsay naked from here!
Hey, using this and the ‘Blow’ app I can direct people right to her house.
“Nope, I’m more than 500 feet away Lindsay…nothing you can do about it…wait, wtf…is that bamboo???”
With just a bit more power, I could totally find what’s left of your career with this!
Hmmm… I’ve put $5 in this thing and I still can’t see why I’m relevant.
Who cares less!!
Looking for someone to box that wont kick his ass, or accept.
No wonder his little girl, Lindsay, is so messed up….look at her DAD = LOSER!!!
Get. A. Fucking. Job.
The other Hollywood Dad that is an even BIGGER LOSER than Michael Lohan, is Ryan O’Neal…he is a total deuche bag. Feel real sorry for Tatum and Griffin.
Why is there a fucking picture of this guy on here?
“Thought you could keep me away did you? I got news for you doll, I ain’t going nowhere…”
*kshht* Alpha-four we have a security breach on the flight deck. There has been a camel balls sighting. Rove and report. Over. *kshht*
The telescope is phallic. So Lohan is pretty much playing with balls in this shot.
restraining order be damned! I can still keep an eye on everything you do while you are under house arrest!
“Heyyyy…I think this fucker is out of bullets!”
The Navy is giving Mr. Lohan a sub ride. This is the cool part where they lock all the hatches and dive.
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