1. Grace

    “From here, I can see the whole rooftop…”

  2. SSHGuru

    Hey! I can see Lindsay naked from here!

  3. cc

    Hey, using this and the ‘Blow’ app I can direct people right to her house.

  4. “Nope, I’m more than 500 feet away Lindsay…nothing you can do about it…wait, wtf…is that bamboo???”

  5. Oldnslo

    With just a bit more power, I could totally find what’s left of your career with this!

  6. BSting

    Hmmm… I’ve put $5 in this thing and I still can’t see why I’m relevant.

  7. Squishy

    Who cares less!!

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Looking for someone to box that wont kick his ass, or accept.

  9. MAX

    No wonder his little girl, Lindsay, is so messed up….look at her DAD = LOSER!!!

  10. g-moonie

    Get. A. Fucking. Job.

  11. MAX

    The other Hollywood Dad that is an even BIGGER LOSER than Michael Lohan, is Ryan O’Neal…he is a total deuche bag. Feel real sorry for Tatum and Griffin.

  12. bob

    Why is there a fucking picture of this guy on here?

  13. Ponkur

    “Thought you could keep me away did you? I got news for you doll, I ain’t going nowhere…”

  14. MrsWrong

    *kshht* Alpha-four we have a security breach on the flight deck. There has been a camel balls sighting. Rove and report. Over. *kshht*

  15. Blech

    The telescope is phallic. So Lohan is pretty much playing with balls in this shot.

  16. vlad

    restraining order be damned! I can still keep an eye on everything you do while you are under house arrest!

  17. vitobonespur

    “Heyyyy…I think this fucker is out of bullets!”

  18. Brennan Haley

    The Navy is giving Mr. Lohan a sub ride. This is the cool part where they lock all the hatches and dive.

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