superficial

  1. cc

    Snooki’s take on ‘the shocker’.

  2. userofalltrades

    “This is how many dicks I can fit inside me at once.”

  3. Siloporcen7

    The engagement ring she is showing us got lost! Call Interpol!!!

  4. See how high I can count? I can count to six.

  5. Tracey

    Thank God she ios back in Jersey and not embarrassing the entire US in Italy any longer.

  6. j/k

    We give you Michael Jackson and you give us this??

    -Black People

  7. Squishy

    Wanker!!

  8. Snooki finally ends the debate as to how many dozens of cheeseburgers she can polish off in one sitting.

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Seriously WHAT THE FUCK?
    Take it out back and shoot it, now.

  10. bbiowa

    WHEN THE FUCK WILL HER FIFTEEN MINUTES END???

  11. MAX

    I agree with you, Turd Ferguson….take her out back and shoot her, then bury it quick before her stinch polutes the air. She’s an embarrassment to America, to women everywhere, to New Jersey, to Itallian Americans, to her family and relatives. God, can you imagine being related to THAT!!!
    She is the definition of human VOMIT GARBAGE!!! EEEEEWWWW…GAG.

  12. MrsWrong

    I think it’s safe to say this is what Shirley and Teenage-Bloated-Suicide-Trailer-Trash Barbie’s kid will end up looking like.

  13. Sin

    What? Oh, on the troll scale, I rate myself this many.

  14. wilsjay

    I will take the #5 value meal biggie sized!

  15. Arzach

    -”See? this is the douche face, easy!”

  16. tlmck

    I have always been puzzled by the term reality “star”.

  17. Eric

    Where’s the real ice-truck killer when you need him?

  18. Pipedreamer

    Just got my fifth STD! Party in my mouth! Who’s coming?

  19. M

    They’re back . . .

  20. vitobonespur

    I just love a gathering like this of Snooki’s Fan Club.

  21. Safety man

    I stuck my hand in and I spread my fingers this far apart.

    What a skank, should be ashamed to show it’s face!!

  22. Jovy

    I’m half black and this chick is darker than me, what the hell lay off the tanning you fuckin ewok.

  23. She has nothing to fear from giant shards of flying glass.

  24. Sheri

    “My duck-volution ain’t complete yet. I still got no webbed fingas. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”

  25. Ismoss

    Poor Snook she has to brown bag her lunch now.

  26. Rabbit

    I bet she can take a dick in the ass like a champ!

  27. Kelce

    I guess nobody liked it.

  28. Squishy

    What? Couldn’t make up your mind what nail colour to choose from, Twat!!

  29. Brennan Haley

    I know it looks like she’s saying she blew five guys this morning, but she’s already waved both hands twice before the pic.

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