Aha, Zorro removes panties from hot brunette without Meg knowing.
Poor Antonio…he can’t teabag like in his younger days
I was in Amsterdam once. People really are that small.
Mr Banderas has lost all shame in his promotional activities on behalf of this dumb movie.
But she’s *outside* the boots?!
No No No No No, I will tell you something… I will fuck this.
Poor dude should stay on a perpetual photocall so he doesnt have to go home to that fucked up face, insecurity and Hindenburg lips.
Donkey punch fail.
“And Chris Brown was standing like this, saying ‘I’ma knock you out bitch!’, all angry and upset. Melanie has never been the same.”
This photo was taken just before he swung that left hook right round into her face, while screaming ‘if I’m going to f**k you on the side, you at least need to look like her!’.
Banderas, used to the not so smooth sailing of his betrothed, shown preparing for the “wind-up” before the “pitch”. They would later recall him saying “I call dees da boots in puss”
“Boots in Puss” is that new artsy film starring Michael Lohan.
It’s all fun and games to Antonio, but Tom Cruise has to deal with that sort of thing every day.
“Thanks for the boost now get the fuck out of my shot!”
Not shown. His “sword” behind her left shoulder.
so he’s upgraded from Meg?
“Dees ees my sexy face”
This is the face he makes every time he’s around an attractive woman and he remembers he’s STILL married to Melanie Griffith.
He’s gonna get caught cheating, that’s the missus’ vajayjay right behind him.
He looks like 120 years old…(cat’s age of course)
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