superficial

  1. cc

    Aha, Zorro removes panties from hot brunette without Meg knowing.

  2. Poor Antonio…he can’t teabag like in his younger days

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I was in Amsterdam once. People really are that small.

  4. Cock Dr

    Mr Banderas has lost all shame in his promotional activities on behalf of this dumb movie.

  5. BSting

    But she’s *outside* the boots?!

  6. Squishy

    Finally…no Griffith…

  7. Tad Bit Tipsy

    No No No No No, I will tell you something… I will fuck this.

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Poor dude should stay on a perpetual photocall so he doesnt have to go home to that fucked up face, insecurity and Hindenburg lips.

  9. Liz

    Donkey punch fail.

  10. Ponkur

    “And Chris Brown was standing like this, saying ‘I’ma knock you out bitch!’, all angry and upset. Melanie has never been the same.”

  11. Dr Ha-Ha

    This photo was taken just before he swung that left hook right round into her face, while screaming ‘if I’m going to f**k you on the side, you at least need to look like her!’.

  12. MrsWrong

    Banderas, used to the not so smooth sailing of his betrothed, shown preparing for the “wind-up” before the “pitch”. They would later recall him saying “I call dees da boots in puss”

  13. Michael

    It’s all fun and games to Antonio, but Tom Cruise has to deal with that sort of thing every day.

  14. Cam

    “Thanks for the boost now get the fuck out of my shot!”

  15. tlmck

    Not shown. His “sword” behind her left shoulder.

  16. vlad

    so he’s upgraded from Meg?

  17. “Dees ees my sexy face”

  18. CharmlessMan

    This is the face he makes every time he’s around an attractive woman and he remembers he’s STILL married to Melanie Griffith.

  19. Brennan Haley

    He’s gonna get caught cheating, that’s the missus’ vajayjay right behind him.

  20. PUCCA9038

    He looks like 120 years old…(cat’s age of course)

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