1. cc

    The dog left a little something on the sidewalk there for you. I mean, it’s fucking Paris.

  2. Madonna…you’re not in hollywood anymore, you can put your cell phone in your purse, nobody will judge you. Well, not for the phone…your crypt keeper hands are still fair game.

  3. Cock Dr

    Avoid direct daylight when cameras are near.

  4. now she’s adopted Reese Witherspoon’s chin. Enough is enough already!

  5. BSting

    Did they photoshop out the smoke? Thought that crucifix would have her skin burning.

  6. Siloporcen7

    She’s striking the Selena Gomez pose!

  7. TurkusMaximus

    she looks like wax! or a zombie! or zombie wax.

  8. Squishy

    Skeletor has invaded!!!

  9. TomFrank

    Uh oh…did Bieber knock her up, too?

  10. “Ugh, that last chalice of virgin’s blood is not sitting well.”

  11. bbiowa

    Gristle walking.

  12. Ponkur

    OK, which wise guy photoshopped Madonna’s face and decolletage onto Keith Richards’ body?

  13. JPC

    My precioussssssss.

  14. MrsWrong

    I would point out that the fact that she is wearing a cross is in DIRECT conflict with her Kabballah bracelet, but who are we kidding, she has always been a walking air-wasting succubus of hypocrisy

  15. Michael

    This is why Guy Ritchie is now content to call her Yourdonna.

  16. RHawk

    Ok, enough with the wax museum posts.

  17. Devo

    She looks like she has to shit

  18. oh enough with the hagged out Amanda Seyfried posers already.

  19. tlmck

    So sad she has to hold the left one up now.

  20. Yummy. Minion blood is SO tasty!

  21. don

    Mummra!!!! I’m intrigued why she asks for grey no.5 for her tanning sessions

  22. Steelerchick

    Stop holding your belly nobody will believe your pregnant.

  23. the alien in her stomach is trying to get out again

  24. Step thr33

    Maybe she’s hungry. Yeah, that’s it, she needs food
    Nasty hands bitch hag mother fucker

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