The dog left a little something on the sidewalk there for you. I mean, it’s fucking Paris.
Madonna…you’re not in hollywood anymore, you can put your cell phone in your purse, nobody will judge you. Well, not for the phone…your crypt keeper hands are still fair game.
Avoid direct daylight when cameras are near.
now she’s adopted Reese Witherspoon’s chin. Enough is enough already!
Did they photoshop out the smoke? Thought that crucifix would have her skin burning.
She’s striking the Selena Gomez pose!
Except for an entirely different reason, like indigestion or something.
she looks like wax! or a zombie! or zombie wax.
Skeletor has invaded!!!
Uh oh…did Bieber knock her up, too?
“Ugh, that last chalice of virgin’s blood is not sitting well.”
OK, which wise guy photoshopped Madonna’s face and decolletage onto Keith Richards’ body?
I would point out that the fact that she is wearing a cross is in DIRECT conflict with her Kabballah bracelet, but who are we kidding, she has always been a walking air-wasting succubus of hypocrisy
This is why Guy Ritchie is now content to call her Yourdonna.
Ok, enough with the wax museum posts.
She looks like she has to shit
oh enough with the hagged out Amanda Seyfried posers already.
So sad she has to hold the left one up now.
Yummy. Minion blood is SO tasty!
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