“What do you mean, ‘Shia LeBeouf is the biggest douchebag’?”

Compared to the earlier pick of Johnny Depp, he looks like he’s about to be called to the bar.

Just asking for a baseball bat to the lips.

Now where’d my sunglasses go?

See, whatever you might say about bellbottoms, you could just take them off when the eighties started.

Who?

Still waiting for that sequel to Way of the Gun.

Who is Ryan Phillippe? Why does he look so pissed off? Doesn’t he have any decent clothes to wear? Doesn’t he have enough money to buy a razor?

He thinking a nice little life with chisel chin sounds pretty good right about now…

I was gonna call moobs, but I think it might be a bad angle & a weird shirt.

Guys….I think he’s…hooking. Shh…Look away.

aw man, it’s leaking out, IT’S LEAKING OUT!

“Hey, Mom…it’s that guy who was briefly famous for being married to Reese Witherspoon!”

Ryan Phillippe walking through town wearing a wife beater and, coincidentally, looking for a wife to beat.

Now with 80% MORE douchebag

Do you know how hard it is to get Jheri Curl off sunglasses?

Awww, cheer up, Phillie-pilly! It was just Reese Witherspoon!

Damn this muthafuckin white boy is fine as fuck! I’d fuck him silly!!