The exact moment Nicole Kidman realized she used to be married to a gay oompa loompa…
‘Keith, what the hell are you doing in the duty free?!!’
You keep that dingo away from my baby!
Not the way I’d want my own face frozen but she wears it well.
Again I salute her for successfully escaping from…well, you know.
Practicing her new birth control method.
Wow, redheaded baby. You know what that means? Nicole’s carpet matches her drapes.
mmm… too much teeth. make more of an “O”.. less of an “aarrrrrrr”
This Nicole Kidman wax figure looks much worse than the Alicia Keys wax figure, in the previous picture.
hahahahahahahahaha! Nicole ALMOST looks life life like there. I’m frightened.
I dunno, it looks like some of the stuff she put in her face is wearing off. This is the most expressive I’ve seen her in years.
Nice plastic face ya get there..
“Those are Vuittons be careful!!!!”
Yippee, another pastie child of privilege allergic to the damn sun.
unfortunately, babe, after 257 botox treatments, this is the perpetual mask of surprise that mommy will be wearing forever.
“Keep moving asshole, can’t you read the sign?”
The cables in her neck could hold up a suspension bridge.
Nicole Kidman remembering she has 2 children by her ex and what has become of them
Just realised she should have 2 babies, not just 1.
I am betting this is not what she meant when she told her plactic surgeon she wanted the perfect dick sucking lips.
SEE? I can too look surprised!
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