1. The exact moment Nicole Kidman realized she used to be married to a gay oompa loompa…

  2. cc

    ‘Keith, what the hell are you doing in the duty free?!!’

  3. You keep that dingo away from my baby!

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Not the way I’d want my own face frozen but she wears it well.

  5. Cock Dr

    Again I salute her for successfully escaping from…well, you know.
    Fat baby.

  6. Practicing her new birth control method.

  7. Wow, redheaded baby. You know what that means? Nicole’s carpet matches her drapes.

  8. mmm… too much teeth. make more of an “O”.. less of an “aarrrrrrr”

  9. Eddie

    This Nicole Kidman wax figure looks much worse than the Alicia Keys wax figure, in the previous picture.

  10. Colin

    I dunno, it looks like some of the stuff she put in her face is wearing off. This is the most expressive I’ve seen her in years.

  11. Nice plastic face ya get there..

  12. Squishy

    “Those are Vuittons be careful!!!!”

  13. Turd Ferguson

    Yippee, another pastie child of privilege allergic to the damn sun.

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    unfortunately, babe, after 257 botox treatments, this is the perpetual mask of surprise that mommy will be wearing forever.

  15. “Keep moving asshole, can’t you read the sign?”

  16. bbiowa

    The cables in her neck could hold up a suspension bridge.

  17. MrsWrong

    Nicole Kidman remembering she has 2 children by her ex and what has become of them

  18. Sin

    Just realised she should have 2 babies, not just 1.

  19. Admiral Hackbar

    I am betting this is not what she meant when she told her plactic surgeon she wanted the perfect dick sucking lips.

  20. Yeesh

    SEE? I can too look surprised!

  21. tlmck

    Same face she made when Tom told her she could never work again.

  22. M

    Didn’t know Botox could migrate.

  23. Beltliner

    I didn’t know Realdolls could give birth now… that must be one hell of an upgrade.

  24. vitobonespur

    That’s the best I’ve seen Nicole Kidman look in a lonnnng time!

  25. Oh god…it made a face…’s making a face……oh god….

  26. CharmlessMan

    Surprisingly, this is her seething with rage like she’s never done in her life. That’s just the best she can manage.

  27. Steelerchick

    Did someone let the air out of the blow up doll?

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