This is the kind of guy everyone laughs “with” just so they won’t get punched…
“No, Mike, you didn’t get it. I don’t think you can get it with your tongue, man–it’s on your cheek, and it goes all the way up around your eye.”
He just heard someone open up a can of Friskies.
“Where da white women at?”
A reporter just asked him what Holyfield’s ear tasted like.
Damn, your child was good.
Nithe to thee Tython being generouth with hith time at the Golf Clathic.
“Dat ear was deeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiicious!!!
Tigers love pepper…they hate cinnamon.
Jamie Fox in 20 years
Someone in the crowd must have big ears.
Missing that tasty Bolivian street meat he left behind no doubt.
“An den dis Twiga on da set looked at me and does dis. He wath like licking his chopths, right? I aint neva boxthed no cat.”
He just caught a glimpse of Harry Melling.
Time for the tranq gun again.
“Whenever my nothe dripth I catch the thnot like thith…”
“I warned you – NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY “
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Mike Tyson at the Big Daddy Celebrity Golf Classic in Long Island, New York. (June 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN