superficial

  1. This is the kind of guy everyone laughs “with” just so they won’t get punched…

  2. JC

    “No, Mike, you didn’t get it. I don’t think you can get it with your tongue, man–it’s on your cheek, and it goes all the way up around your eye.”

  3. Cock Dr

    He just heard someone open up a can of Friskies.

  4. Deacon Jones

    “Where da white women at?”

  5. AmyD

    A reporter just asked him what Holyfield’s ear tasted like.

  6. Hank E. Ring

    Damn, your child was good.

  7. Johnny P!

    Nithe to thee Tython being generouth with hith time at the Golf Clathic.

  8. Crissy

    “Dat ear was deeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiicious!!!

  9. Urvag

    Tigers love pepper…they hate cinnamon.

  10. Logic Personified

    Jamie Fox in 20 years

  11. tlmck

    Someone in the crowd must have big ears.

  12. Missing that tasty Bolivian street meat he left behind no doubt.

  13. “An den dis Twiga on da set looked at me and does dis. He wath like licking his chopths, right? I aint neva boxthed no cat.”

  14. cc

    He just caught a glimpse of Harry Melling.

  15. halfpintkilla

    Mmmmmmm…ears.

  16. cagster

    Time for the tranq gun again.

  17. “Whenever my nothe dripth I catch the thnot like thith…”

  18. mbcl

    “I warned you – NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY “

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