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  1. tidbit

    Gaffers tape – Check.
    Penis tucked – Check.
    Lord, don’t let my ass sweat cause it to break free!

  2. Crissy

    If you are gonna do this in public you might as well go all the way…

  3. Lemmiwinks

    Nothing like spending a lazy summer day flickin’ that bean.

  4. will-yum

    if i queef any more my boobs will deflate!

  5. Oh sure…but I do that in front of a day care center and now I’m on 15 years probation!

  6. Deacon Jones

    I just Google imaged these girl and she’s hot as hell.

    So what’s going on in this picture??

  7. Awwww jebus, PB! Payback for Colin, eh?

  8. Cock Dr

    I don’t know who she is, but I understand why this photo was posted.

  9. Johnny P!

    No Billie, I said ”bout time – the Paps’re here’… not “Time for a Pap Smear’!

  10. Urvag

    What is she shooting a commercial for Vagisil?

  11. The Pope

    The future ex-Mrs Hogan.

  12. lily

    snatch

  13. kimmykimkim

    You can only scratch it a couple times til it becomes playing with yourself.

  14. Listen, lady. I admire your tenacity, but I honestly don’t think there’s any way to discreetly fist yourself in public.

  15. cc

    I want Kate Upton to do this.

  16. journalschism

    Love child of Steven Seagal and Hayden Panattiere.

  17. Love child of Hayden Panettiere and one of the whales she was trying to save.

  18. box

    Anyone else craving those Safeway rotisserie chickens all of the sudden?

  19. I approve female public masturbation.

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