1. EricLr

    Bitch, I’m not telling you again–stop hogging the eye-liner in the makeup trailer!

  2. JC

    I wouldn’t have been able to fight the overwhelming urge to lick her face.

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s my belief that their relationship is a complete studio/media fabrication developed to promote a dumb movie.

  4. The most believable couple since Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

    • So true.

      You can tell that they can barely contain their hatred for each other, and can’t wait to get back to their respective boyfriends.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Did you just fart?”


  6. Bonky

    Can’t you just feel the chemistry between the two of them ? It’s like mixing oil and water.

  7. nachomama

    “If Jim Carrey shows up – We’re engaged!”

  8. The Pope

    So it’s not just on the movie poster that they can’t look at each other directly in the eyes then.

  9. kimmykimkim

    How many fucking spiderman movies do we need? Seriously, this is like the 18th one.

  10. Hugh Evers

    If he was smart he’d take her somewhere to eat with chopsticks.

  11. The contest went on so long he was almost half way through puberty before it ended.

  12. Colin

    “You’d be wise to stop your meddling, Nancy Drew. My father owns half this town.”

  13. “You do swallow, right?”

  14. I say

    He’s not getting laid tonight.

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