superficial

  1. Juniper

    Moooooooooooooooooooo

  2. Agnes O'Leary

    Uniboob!

  3. Josh

    I honestly expected her to kill herself years ago.

  4. Filming her scene for the Disney Classic Sequel…”The Biggest Mermaid.”

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Magnificent. After swimming the Atlantic she still has the strength to jump those steps and spawn.

  6. K-Tron

    I guess we don’t have to ask how “the twins” are doing.

  7. The skin tight dress does her no favors. Her feet look friggen huge.

  8. You know what works? A bra.

  9. Brought It

    Jenny really works, y’all.

  10. Johnny P!

    Tom Hanks got Daryl Hannah.
    This mermaid’s for you, John Candy!

  11. Crissy

    And they call this “Mimi?” Looks more like Moomoooooo!

  12. Blech

    Sunglasses for evening wear: perfect, not douchey at all.

  13. kimmykimkim

    That poor, poor dress.

  14. Mary

    Ha, I thought the thumbnail was a picture of Wendy Williams. Oops.

  15. tlmck

    Lookin’ good Kathie Lee!

  16. Mariah Careying some weapons of milk destruction.

  17. cc

    I am glad she kept her sunglasses handy. Never know when the sun might come up unexpectedly.

  18. Vlad

    The sheer weight of them is what killed Nick Cannon’s kidneys

  19. I’m hoping that dress drips off and reforms into a terminator.

  20. King Diamond

    Big Foot Spotted!

  21. Quijibo

    Stick a fork in her, she’s done.

  22. The Royal Penis

    Snookie without herpes but with singing talent.

  23. Pine Table Fever

    All that effort just to pop round the corner for a packet of crisps and a Twix. Hollywood as hell.

  24. “After loads and loads of working out I’ve finally made it to my goal…my feet, breasts, and my ass are the same size!”

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