Moooooooooooooooooooo

Uniboob!

I honestly expected her to kill herself years ago.

Filming her scene for the Disney Classic Sequel…”The Biggest Mermaid.”

Magnificent. After swimming the Atlantic she still has the strength to jump those steps and spawn.

I guess we don’t have to ask how “the twins” are doing.

The skin tight dress does her no favors. Her feet look friggen huge.

You know what works? A bra.

Jenny really works, y’all.

Tom Hanks got Daryl Hannah.
This mermaid’s for you, John Candy!

And they call this “Mimi?” Looks more like Moomoooooo!

Sunglasses for evening wear: perfect, not douchey at all.

That poor, poor dress.

Ha, I thought the thumbnail was a picture of Wendy Williams. Oops.

Lookin’ good Kathie Lee!

Mariah Careying some weapons of milk destruction.

I am glad she kept her sunglasses handy. Never know when the sun might come up unexpectedly.

The sheer weight of them is what killed Nick Cannon’s kidneys

I’m hoping that dress drips off and reforms into a terminator.

Big Foot Spotted!

Stick a fork in her, she’s done.

Snookie without herpes but with singing talent.

All that effort just to pop round the corner for a packet of crisps and a Twix. Hollywood as hell.

“After loads and loads of working out I’ve finally made it to my goal…my feet, breasts, and my ass are the same size!”