superficial

  1. Abby Normal

    Every time I see her she seems to be in agony. The eleventh month is always the hardest.

  2. Deacon Jones

    She must’ve saw her reflection in the door.

  3. QtPi

    Who’s kid is she spawning? Godzillas? Bitch is HUGE.

  4. “Oh my God, those jeans. I can’t even”.

  5. kimmykimkim

    “Ugh! I just made eye contact with gingham!”

  6. doood

    like one of those half woman half snake ladies.
    yet somehow still beautiful in a way you can’t describe.

  7. Jason

    I just can’t say anything mean about Uma. The poor woman is having a tough pregnancy, it looks like.

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Don’t panic Uma… Your shopping cart full of cans is around there somewhere.

  9. cagster

    At this stage of pregnancy she can’t even tolerate the smell of her own farts.

  10. “Yes, I’m hungry, but not for this. I think I’ll go get a nice hot bowl of axle grease.”

  11. Bigalkie

    I just watched Pulp Fiction and you had to post this!

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