1. EricLr

    She really didn’t need the wires. But you can’t be too careful when the paparazzi is around.

  2. That’s the only way to keep her safe on windy days.

  3. JC

    Watch as the Jolie extends her vagina tentacle to steal yet another actress’s man. As you can see, she is skilled enough to do it without even looking.

  4. I’m glad to see they’re using “Professional Peat” and not just that ordinary shit.

    • DeucePickle

      Angelina wouldn’t even think about walking on set if she saw bags of “Amateur Peat” laying around.

  5. What would happen if The Skarsgard got near Jolie?

  6. Johnny P!

    This is how she hunts for and then snatches babies in her talons in real life (minus the cameras, of course…)

  7. Urvag

    Insert broomstick

  8. The Pope

    “I said bring me PITT! Not PEAT! DAMN YOU ALL!”

  9. me

    if you think having airborn herpes was bad…..

  10. Robert

    “Professional Peat”. So, not Amanda then…

  11. Vlad

    Peat…one step away from manure

  12. DeucePickle

    Am I the only one that thinks this picture looks like a 3rd grade girl cut out a bunch of random pictures from a magazine and glued them to a piece of construction paper ?

    • I couldn’t tell what the fuck it is, but your description is as good as anything else. Thank God, I thought I might be suffering from the onset of dementia.

  13. Using stacks of bagged peat in place of a stunt airbag was a great idea, until they realized the pallet was still on top

  14. This picture sort of reminds me of the album cover for “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.”

  15. BostonBruin

    She looks horny.

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