Ryan Seacrest in Saint Tropez. (June 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Just act cool, man…No one knows you’ve got a kilo up your ass. Just blend in and don’t sweat.
a kilo worth of thick stranded ejaculate from countless men.
Sausage fest. Just how he likes it.
It’s so great to see that William H. Macy was able to take time off from shooting to show his support for Ryan’s coming out party!
and william hurt.
Julianne Hough did say his favorite song is, “It’s raining men… Hallelujah!”
Why are there no women in this photograph?
“You mean this isn’t Fire Island?”
What’s Jimmy Buffet doing there?
Is that Ron Jeremy in the background? C’mon Ryan, now you’re just showing off!
So many men, so little time.
Closing time at the Blue Oyster Bar
It looks like he got transported back in time to the late ’70s via a J. Crew catalog shoot.
“Who’s the prettiest boy at the 70’s gay porn look-alike contest?”
“Where’s my beard?!”
Gay hat… check.
Confused about his sexuality… double-check!
Seacrest OUT(of the closet)
Smithers shouldn’t you be looking after Mr Burns?
Seacrest! You cant just stroll through the NAMBLA convention in 2012. Cameras bro.
So wrong, but so right.
Wow, even in France, I am the smallest guy here
♫ Dans le port d’Amsterdam
Y’a des marins qui chantent
Les rêves qui les hantent
Au large d’Amsterdam… ♫
So is he the manager for the Crosby Stills & Nash tribute band behind him?
It is seriously so Goddamn cute when parents dress their kids up like trendy mini adults.
Ryan Seacrest: Giving hats a bad name.
“hmmmmm… I believe it’s about time for my hourly mustache ride!”
*whispers* “…what we see here is the common ‘Hatted Homosexual’ in his natural habitat. Easily startled, they seek protection in numbers – always on the look out for predators or cute pool boys.
What a little elf.
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