The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.26.12
Snooki and Vinny Guadagnino in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 25, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.26.12
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Sexy.
I wonder what shame sells for on the “shore”. I’m thinking it’s pretty tough to score some of that shit out there.
You can bet it’s a lot more expensive there than penicillin and Axe body spray.
Listen up, America: If you’re under 75 and have the use of both of your legs, do not go buy a fucking Rascal scooter because you saw these ass pimples do it. Seriously, I’ll execute every last one of you.
I won’t be a bit surprised to see it become some trend for the hip and rich. No doubt they will start selling rims and accessories. Fuck this fucking country.
Sparky, let’s move to Canada! Or Holland!
Holland. Northern Cali works too. I was just up there on a trip and anybody and everybody had cheap weed for sale. We were smoking in the streets. No problem.
Forget it, dude. You know it’s going to happen. And this is just the beginning… we’re all going to end up like the fat fucks in Wall-E who can’t even walk on their own.
Speak for yourself, Iveski!
I gotta be honest, it did look kinda sweet…
This reminds me of ten years ago when buildings started installing automatic doors so the handicapped and infirm could just push a button and the door would open and they could enter. But perfectly able-bodied people saw it as just a convenience and pushed the buttons because they were too goddamn lazy to open a fucking door.
If you had a workout regimen like hers, you’d need one too.
Look on the bright side. Maybe they’ll develop life-threatening blood clots…
THats exactly the 1st thing that came to mind.
Wouldn’t it be great if Verne Troyer roared up on his Rascal and cut them off, causing them to take a header off the pier? (sigh)
It takes the hardest of hearts to watch the Special Olympics without laughing
Walkin’ is too hard, yo.
Vinny: “Race ya!”
Snooki: “To where? My career and life are going nowhere…”
I hope it catches on with Lindsey and all the other idiots who don’t belong behind the wheel of a car. Won’t catch on with rappers though because it would be too difficult to bulletproof.
True American heroes.
“Douchery knows no speed limit.”
Phuturegraphy.
All the boys and girls get your medi-chairs
Get your leopard print bag and your fucked up hair
Cruise down the boardwalk like two gangsters rollin’
Hey, stay out the fuckin’ way cuz suckas I ain’t slowin’
I don’t need an orange flag or a helmet son
And you can’t try to keep up, but you might have to run
Bitch, I’m living large and I’m in control
Hey, who the fuck said that? I AM NOT A TROLL!!!!
Nicely done.
Hey. Are you Robert Van Winkle?
Nah, but if I was I would’ve come up with a better white rapper name than he did. Maybe something like, MC#FFFFFFuBaR
sounded a bit like that rock fight song in ‘up in smoke’ right before the battle of the bands
You forgot the requisite last two lines of the rap:
“Kill whitey, motherfucker…
Kill a cop, motherfucker…”
Betty White ought to walk up and bitch slap them.
Anyone here familiar with tiny car bombs? I have some work for you.
The Special Olympics had motocross?
and i thought jessica simpson was gonna be in one of those 1st.
in all fairness the boardwalk goes on for miles and i got a bad back and a bad leg and am also extremely lazy
But how old are those two assholes? Twenty-three..twenty-four? And just because the boardwalk goes on for miles, doesn’t mean they have to. They are fucking lazy.
aww, look.. the short bus got a shuttle service! how nice!
We be rollin’ they be hatin’
I’m telling you people, Americans are all going to end up like the people on Wall-E– except without the cool spaceships.
Enough scooter talk. Can we please get back to the fact that snooki looks like a goddamn retarded wookie in this picture? Discuss.
Roller Herpes
“Good afternoon, STD’s…why of course we deliver…”
Oh look, the circus has rolled into town