Deena Cortese in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Damn crotch crickets are migrating …
Unfortunately the camera angle cuts off the left side of the shirt, which reads “PORN”.
Jesus. Just, Jesus.
I did not know you could get crabs over there.
“Goddamn ass-crabs. If they want to interbreed with my ‘gina crabs, why are they taking the long way around?”
This is like a “How It’s Made” for how Fritos get their stench.
The closest she’ll come to being a real star.
At least she is equiped with crab shovels.
“Silly old snake doesn’t he know there’s no such a thing as a Gruffal… oh”
but what is this creature with terrible claws and terrible teeth in his terrible jaws.
He has knobbly knees and turned out toes and poisonous wart at the end of his nose.
His eyes are orange, his tongue is black and he has purple prickles all over his back.”
Looks like Deena just got a new job as a road sign.
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