Constantine Maroulis at the 4th Annual High School Musical Theater Awards in New York City. (June 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Pick a card, any card…
those eyes say: Banana Clip regret
Dude, seriously: Cut this shit out…
-The creeped-out internet
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
“I’ll have a Skyy vodka with pureed placenta.”
“Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is my peepee!”
“Kevin Pollak:The Forgotten Years”
Didn’t this guy pose for the “The Joker” in a set of playing cards?
I think they just wheel this guy around like Hannibal Lecter and take him from city to city.
Who is this? The latest socialite on the scene? I felt the market needed a little injection of testosterone among all the Hilton and Kardashians out there.
Another shot, please.
When did Fisher Stevens start doing magic?
the new remake of Dracula is going to be bad….
“Hello, there. I’ve been expecting you.”
this means Greico is going to be in here as well…great
I’m happy that I am me and not this guy. Silver lining!
Abracadabra! It’s back in my pants!
Hey Constantine, 1991 called and it said go fuck yourself.
Look deeply into my eyes. Now, insert penis in to my man-ghina here. The hair is pulled back strickly for the donkey punching later.
Oh good, a new douchebag magician.
I must have missed the issue of People announcing that Criss Angel knocked up Legolas.
It’s Mystique you know that guy who claims he can pick up anybody
“I’m only here to show you to your table and sell you some weed.”
“Yes….. it a common reaction to be unsure of where you know me from, yet still know you should be embarrased for recognizing me at all. Now then, your car is parked row 3B & be sure to hold onto this ticket,
Ladeez. Zee Bermuda Triangle, as I like to call eet.
I don’t know who this woman is, but I want her dead.
Everything in this picture, the hair, the posture, the hands, the pocket hankie, every-fucking-thing makes me wanna shout “DOUCHEST OF DOUCHES” while kicking him repeatedly in the nuts.. I won’t even google whom he is, I’ll just try to forget..
Ass chin kinda reminds me of Dave Mustaine
Hi Constantine, your white van is double-parked. Oh, and I’ll have a push pop. Orange, motherfucker!
Bring me the time child….
Exactly what in the fuck is this…person…supposed to be and why is he/she/it skulking about at some awards program for high schoolers? Maybe the junior high school awards aren’t until tomorrow night…???
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