Constantine Maroulis at the 4th Annual High School Musical Theater Awards in New York City. (June 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Pick a card, any card…
those eyes say: Banana Clip regret
Dude, seriously: Cut this shit out…
-The creeped-out internet
You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
“I’ll have a Skyy vodka with pureed placenta.”
“Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is my peepee!”
“Kevin Pollak:The Forgotten Years”
Didn’t this guy pose for the “The Joker” in a set of playing cards?
I think they just wheel this guy around like Hannibal Lecter and take him from city to city.
Who is this? The latest socialite on the scene? I felt the market needed a little injection of testosterone among all the Hilton and Kardashians out there.
Another shot, please.
When did Fisher Stevens start doing magic?
the new remake of Dracula is going to be bad….
“Hello, there. I’ve been expecting you.”
this means Greico is going to be in here as well…great
I’m happy that I am me and not this guy. Silver lining!
Abracadabra! It’s back in my pants!
Hey Constantine, 1991 called and it said go fuck yourself.
Look deeply into my eyes. Now, insert penis in to my man-ghina here. The hair is pulled back strickly for the donkey punching later.
Oh good, a new douchebag magician.
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