1. Handy Manny

    “What IS that? It’s mostly ass smell, a little bit of balls…but the fingers almost smell like pussy. Must be from sweating all day. I’m putting it back down my pants…”

  2. Hank E. Ring

    You are the hottest girlfriend I have ever had.

  3. “Huh … why is there hair growing right in the middle of my palm?”

  4. “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you right after you hold my joint for a minute.”

  5. EricLR

    After an audtion, always check your beard for stray Judd Apatow semen.

  6. Remember Seth. Put toilet paper in your hand BEFORE you wipe your ass.

  7. “I’ve been jerkin’ off so much I’ve developed rope burns.”

  8. Shrooms just kicking in?

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