1. Dr. Phil

    “So did it feel enlarged or what?”

  2. “And when you rub the wallet, it turns into a briefcase? I don’t get — oh, wait, now I do!”

  3. “So…so den Michael goes ta me, I’ll take them all, I know a great seamstress!!!”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    So why do they call him Lord Sacks?


  5. A black woman, a rabbi and the Prince of Wales walk into a bar…

  6. “An 8-day-old boy gets his what cut off?”

  7. “No way… YOU’RE A WOMAN?!!”

  8. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Rabbi Kushner: “where da black woman at?”

  9. “Ohhhh, please. Can I have one of those cool little black beanies, too?”

  10. Minky Wail

    “YOU?! Your taking over for Paula at Smithfield ?!”

  11. “Ohhh ! I thought I was going to Sacks fifth avenue .”

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