1. johnny p!

    “My tits are fine, thanks for askin’!”

  2. yoop

    sqeeeeeal like a pig

  3. …and then the guy behind the counter says, “ancient Chinese secret.”

  4. lawn

    Wow, he looks older than Don Rickles.

  5. “Ahhhh, what’s up, Doc?”

  6. Joe Blow

    “Some asshole stole my car, and my favorite pencil was in it!”

  7. “My daughter did what to her tits?”

  8. Swearin

    The caterers must be serving pudding

  9. tlmck

    Christopher Walken has put on some weight.

  10. Ron Burgundy

    New Buc-ee’s spokesman!

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