“My tits are fine, thanks for askin’!”
sqeeeeeal like a pig
…and then the guy behind the counter says, “ancient Chinese secret.”
Wow, he looks older than Don Rickles.
“Ahhhh, what’s up, Doc?”
“Some asshole stole my car, and my favorite pencil was in it!”
“My daughter did what to her tits?”
The caterers must be serving pudding
Christopher Walken has put on some weight.
New Buc-ee’s spokesman!
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