If you’re REALLY Taylor Lautner, then take off your shirt!
Looks more like “Ron Jeremy on the set of ‘Date Rape'”
More like any straight guy who paid to see a Twilight movie.
…makes absolutely no sense and yet i’m chuckling like a mental patient.
Be a shame if they dented that hood.
And the owner of that classic GTO just shit his pants.
he’s going to be polishing douche off his hood for a week.
If that was my classic GTO I’d find the strength to strangle them both.
“Tee hee! Stop it, Danny Trejo, that tickles!”
“Have you ever had you shit pushed in?”
Finish Him! *Rips spine from body*
It’s like somebody took a dump on the hood of my adolescent dreams.
I think Taylor just lost his parking space.
“Get off that car, you assholes. You’re gonna fuck it up!”
What that movie really needs is Danny Trejo to kick both of their asses for messing with that fine car.
“CALL ME ‘BRO’ ONE MORE TIME!”
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