Tying shoes is the most effort he puts into any of his douchey looks.
Why go out of your way to look stupid?
Oh these pants? Megan let me borrow them! Cool, huh?
trying to secure his role in tonto 2.
Sloooooooow day for the paps, I guess…
You’ve just become the biggest fucking loser in the history of our species.
Well, at least he hasn’t had to pawn his favorite velvet pants for heroin…yet.
You dinged your truck, dude.
Fucking stop it.
That’s one tough truck hombre!
He probably hit the truck because someone told him how stupid those boots looked. Then he cried when it hurt his hand.
Must. find. his. source. for. velour. man-jeggings,…
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like he pissed his pants? But then kept wearing them and they started to dry a bit?
I think you’re right. The almost-dried-urine stains give the velour an interesting pattern — but the $4 watch completes the look.
His mother never warned him that if he kept making doucheface, it would freeze that way.
Here we have a douche looking for a nozzle…
Does this guy even work? Can’t remember the last movie he did after talking shit about Transformers and Indiana Jones. Smart move pissing off the top 1%-ers of Hollywood.
At least Megan Fox can bang her way back to work.
…seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this kid …because it’s definitely something. (who’d’ve thought that admitting he wants to bang his mom would’nt be the weirdest thing about him?)
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