1. Chloe's Bloated Wingman

    “Do these cuffs make my fat ass look gay?”

  2. When’s he going to start shedding that pregnancy weight?

  3. broduhjenner

    you know you’re fat when you may khloe look good by comparison.

  4. seriously, lol, this guy is morphing from a wannabe gangsta to a lesbian bull dyke .

    WTF is going on?

  5. SnarkyG

    Moments before:
    Kris: Remember this. There can only be one….fat Kardashian…

  6. “We’re never going to get out of the parking lot with a broken hyperdrive. Chewie, hand me the hydrospanner!”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Wait… is he Magic Johnson’s son too?

  8. Pictured: Rock-a-billy Kardashian and Star Wars Kardashian. Not pictured: Pee-on-me Elmo.

  9. EricLR

    Did she have to wake him up before they go go’ed?

  10. awkwardturtle

    I’m not proud of it, but if you are not going to eat that cheeseburger laying on the ground under that car, I will.

  11. Matt

    There’s a Rob Kardashian? Judging by the looks, I assume they’ve been hiding him in basement.

  12. cc

    Rockabilly dude get into a G class Benz. Poseur indeed.

  13. “Goddamnit, Rob, I thought you said you remembered where we parked.”

    “I remembered which lot. But there are only two lots: the ‘Itchy’ lot and the ‘Scratchy’ lot.”

  14. “C’mon, Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have both let me touch their tits. Why won’t you?”

  15. Telemarketer

    Chastity Bono just saw this photo and said…”Cot Damn!”

  16. “McDonald’s, Burger King, Jack in the Box and Wendy’s.”
    “Rob, I think you meant to say ‘or’ not ‘and’.”
    “No…No I didn’t.”
    “Sounds good to me.”

  17. Robb7

    He has an interesting hairline, works well with the farmer Brown jeans, biker shirt and shitty ink.

  18. Wow. He’s hippy.

  19. Get it together Robert!

  20. So the fat runs in the Armenian side of this family, and the fat hairdresser branch? Ok. Got it.

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