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  1. Short Round

    If he’d finally unbutton the top button on his shirt that alone would reduce the creepiness factor by about 30%.

  2. More like “set fire to his breath”

  3. I am convinced he is covered from the neck down in Mexican gangbanger tattoos, that has to be why he always wears these shirts with the buttons all the way up to his neck.

  4. Until now I never realized he was Asian.

  5. Holy shit, he’s become Gollum!

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