Pete Wentz in New York City. (June 23, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Don’t know where to start. There’s a lot going on here.
I agree, but let’s try anyway:
1. We don’t know which one is the special needs one? Both? Sure.
2. Pete is obviously being guarded by a crack team of black overweight ninjas.
3. Ashlee Simpson definitely traded up. Him? Not so much…
Make A Wish changing lives
4 ft, 4’6 with the douche bangs
day program had an outing to Old Country Buffet
Do paparazzi cameras now come with “doofus” instagram filters, or is this real life I’m seeing?
For a second, I thought this was the Special Olympics.
On the heels of “Fat Mac,” the upcoming season of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” will now feature “Twatwaffle Mac.”
“Neo, its me Mexican Morpheus. He took the douche pill. We are going to go buy some Tapout shirts.”
“I’m gonna make you look good, Pete!”
Should be his next album cover.
Why exactly does Pete Wentz need a bodyguard?
“Can I get a picture?”
“Oh, are you a fan of Fall out Boy?”
“No! I want you to take one of me and Mr. Clean.”
Selfie douche whore and a guy with a camera.
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