superficial

  1. She was never really close to as hot as she herself thinks she currently is …

  2. Short Round

    Apparently she no longer gives a fuck either. Quickly turning into the female John Malkovich.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Please keep your legs crossed at all times, even with pants on.

  4. “HAAAAAAA! What up bitches!!!!!!”

  5. Gary Busey. I swear, I thought it was Gary Busey

  6. “Gramma’s got a brand new bag! HEY!!!!”

  7. Timeless. Classy. Sophisticated. All words that will never be used to describe that outfit.

  8. Swearin

    Ah, the unspoken benefits of senility.

  9. Spleen

    They all look good after setting eyes on Kim K. earlier.

  10. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Wow, all that smokin’ weed and posing for Terry Richardson has sure aged Miley Cyrus…

  11. For cryin’ out loud, Sharon, go eat a burger or two, some fries, and a chocolate shake. Then come back and we can chat.

  12. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Ellen Degeneres traveled back in time from 2040?

  13. First Bruce Jenner, now Gary Busey too?

  14. Sir! I have a plan… Mein F├╝hrer, I can walk!

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