Seems like old times….we’ll pretend to play with one another until Hef falls asleep. Then we get the wallet & find the new credit card #s.
Wow, Danny Devito and Rupaul looks more of a twin than those two.
Now you see, how different weights varies, but still hot? The difference between other fat chicks and Kristina is I would actually risk a demeaning NO from her.
If Heff ever done a double decker with those two he has nothing to regret.
Fat….? That sweater thing is weirdly bulky, but calling her fat seems like a bit of a reach.
Maybe he is just using relative terms here.
Just because they serve you, doesn’t mean they like you.
Ahhhh fuck it! As long as they pretend to like me.
Wonder how much an hour with both of them cost?
Playboy Slut #1 and Playboy #2 return to the fold after leaning that Hef is still available to finance their lifestyle.
Maybe that old lady that works at the mansion will show Twiddle Dee how to button a shirt.
Or teach her not to shop in the Juniors Department.
It’s like 2 sexy Hayden Panettieres sans the fivehead and dwarf physique.
So basically… nothing at all like Hayden Panettiere.
Coming to a theater near you – Whore & Horror
Sad when an 85 year old geezer’s slam pig would be many a man’s dream girl.
Wow, that was great in so many ways, well said sir.
Lose the “scrolling arrows” – instead, display all of the preview thumbnails together on the page. As it is, if we click one of the preview pics, we’re forced to start at the beginning again. Frustrating.
WHAT HE SAID!
That girl’s navel is drooling…
Platinum Ho’s on Revue 2011.
Karissa looks freakin’ hot in this pic.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.